LAUGHIN SO HARD SOON I'll BE IN MY TOMB-LR

lilmsawkward:

Me

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accio-shitpost:

it’s september the first, 2017

somewhere out there in king’s cross today, harry potter will tell albus severus potter that it’s okay to be a slytherin if that’s what the hat sorts him as

later today, albus will bump into a kid in an empty compartment that he’ll end up sharing his hogwarts life with, and his life after that

teddy lupin and victorie weasley will kiss on the station platform and be interrupted by james potter. hugo granger-weasley and lily luna potter will chat about what will happen when they get to go to hogwarts. rose granger-weasley is starting her first year too, ready to beat albus in every subject

it’s been nineteen years (and a bit) since the battle of hogwarts

the next generation is going to hogwarts to make their own stories

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masha-russia:

Hey little train! We are all jumping on
The train that goes to the Kingdom
We’re happy, Ma, we’re having fun
It’s beyond my wildest expectation

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gunkers:

smellestine:

cuentosallaround:

bigwordsandsharpedges:

skypig357:

Lmao

modern art

Okay, at this point there has to be something wrong with me, right? I’ve watched this 20 times in the last half hour, I still don’t know what they are saying half the time, but it doesn’t seem to matter because i’ve been crying my eyes out laughing for the entire last half hour …

i gotta see this. It’s a canadian show called letterkenny.

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• Judges: she's just, she's just shoving food into her jacket, she's literally just here to steal food,

spenname:

The ultimate battle

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kevvinn:

caspertheprince:

splintercellconviction:

dorkly:

Post-Apocalyptic Scooby Doo Gang

“And I would’ve gotten away with the nuclear war too, if not for you meddling kids!”

I was about to make a joke about the fact that Scooby isn’t present until the horrified realisation that they probably killed and ate him to survive hit me and it suddenly wasn’t funny any longer

Ruh-roh.

Ruh-roh

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memeufacturing:

ameriqan:

mattyBraps is getting a little too dark for me

this is all because he got sent to the principals office

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secretly-a-wizard:

Not sure why but this is my favorite thing I’ve watched it at least 20 times

godpenis:

emosad420:

yo guys… like tell me if im being crazy but does it look to anyone else like these two are the same person? like you can see in the hair its kinda the same colour and the eyes are the same too, the teeth of the nerd and the other girl also seem pretty similar.
maybe im reading too much into this?? what do u think??

no obviously they differed bc clearly says “me:” “nerd:”

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linssweater:

When you eat too much turkey and your parents aren’t sure you are going to make it.

trebled-negrita-princess:

onlyblackgirl:

I need to go to a Biden cookout.

LMAO THE HELL JOE

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aaaaa42:

did you click on my blog expecting “jokes”?? Fool. I am the joke

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thesanityclause:

Kinda what I was hoping for when I heard Christopher Jackson was gonna be on the Sesame Street float today…

castielsteenwolf:

yourspookyginger:

my anxiety has a loophole that if somebody is else is equally or more uncomfortable I develop the sudden ability to Do The Thing

i cant go and ask for more ketchup for myself but if my friend wants more ketchup im out of my seat in a second

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